On Spring Fever
It is really full on Spring. Everyone is out on the street, strutting in their Spring gear, (which can be hit or miss: perfect light layering= win / wearing a toque and flip flops= MASSIVE FAIL), people are smiling, public drunkenness is at an all time high, and boys and girls are out perving at each other all over town. This concept is known as Spring Fever and happens every year as soon as the...
On How to be a Good Maid of Honour
A couple of weeks ago the Modern Hussy traveled to another country to celebrate the marriage of one of her favourite girlfriends. I had been appointed the Witness and will now give you some tips I picked up in the experience. Wedding season is only starting and if you are in your mid twenties or older you probably have several matrimonial unions to attend in the next few months. If you are...
On Your Bum
If you have been reading this blog for a while you may have noticed that I talk about bums a lot. Showing them, not showing them, when to flash them, how to dress them and how to use them to your advantage. One anonymous reader has noted this and asked me what one should do to have a nicely fitted bottom for the upcoming summer season. Spring has only just arrived and there is still time to get...
On Sexappeal, Easto Style
On my last trip to my parent’s house I was killing time in the suburbs by reading all my mom’s fashion mags, a lot of which happen to be from a certain Eastern Euro country. Easto ladies have the reputation of being sex bombs and knowing how to lure men (sluts), and one particular magazine had an extensive article teaching ladies how to improve their seksapil (sex-appeal) in order to bag a...
On how I am late because I have been travelling
Hi Readers!!! I am so sorry about the lack of post. I have just been travelling for ridiculo amounts of time (I did stop at a really great outlet mall in HK tho….)… Anyways, I am tired, and will not be writing a post today. I just spent a 15 hour plane ride in fear and stress due to the large Russian man who kept chugging white russians, talking to me, and more than likely felt me up...
On Politely getting Out of Cyber Sex
The Modern Hussy is an avid traveler and pretty much lives out of a suitcase. One of my besties says that I do this, to avoid getting annoyed with my surroundings and he is partially correct. It is always good to be from somewhere else, and having the ‘I’m leaving the country tomorrow’ excuse has come in handy on many occasions… Traveling means that one often has to be away from people one cares...
On How to make the Magic Last
As you may have figured out The Modern Hussy is single. This is half by choice and half because I honestly have not met anyone in the last years who I could stand on a semi prolonged basis. Dudes get so emo once they get smitten and it makes me want to puke. This is not to say that the Hussy does NOT believe in love, and eventually hopes to find someone she hates less than the others. He will...
On Knowing what to Wear When: Case 3: Pantyhose
The Hussy is back. After a week of lying in bed making hurty noises and feeling like the world will end I finally emerged from bed a little more pale, a little more skinny and a whole lot more bitchy. Nothing makes me more cranky than having missed out on a whole week of parties and general debauchery… I left the house to see what has been going on, and it turns out, spring has descended on my...
apparently hussies get sick too. Im bed with the flu, a new post to follow as soon as i don’t feel like i am dying…. love MH
On How to Woo Her
The Modern Hussy has been concentrating so much on advice for Girls lately that it seemed fitting to write some handy tips to help Boys get some play. Boys, I get it. Some of you have feelings and actually want to be in relationships. Not an easy task in this day and age. Dating has become so unclear with people hanging out instead of going out, not to mention the fact that girls can be elusive...
We all have them. The lucky ones. The comfy ones. The good luck ones. The Sexy ones. The ones you wear when you want to lounge around on a day of eternal slumber. The Modern Hussy believes that everyday should start with a pair of good panties. This seemingly irrelevant choice WILL affect how your day goes, even if no one but you knows what you have under there. I guarantee. The following is a...
On One Night Stands
Just in time for Valentine’s day!!! Whether you want to discover a new culture, stave off loneliness, or end a debaucherous night with even more debauchery, the one night stand is the occasional cherry on the single person’s cake. While the Modern Hussy does not encourage constant sleeping around, she does think that one night stands, when used properly, can be a fun break to one’s routine...
On How Data phones are Ruining Day Game
I was at the airport when I saw a row of people sitting slumped over in their seats. They concerned me. Were they dead? Did they faint? Did they take their Adavan a half hour too early? And then I saw that they were slumped over…. they were looking at their data phones. All six in a row. Not talking, not looking at one another not making any contact with the outside world, all their attention...
On the song 'Single Ladies'
It’s oppressive. Yes, I realize that it has been a few years since Beyonce cat suited out into the music charts with the catchy tune, but I have not had an outlet to vent about it until now. I tend to avoid establishments where such music is heard, however there is one event where I have no choice but to hear the humiliating song: the wedding party. Being the equivalent of our generation’s...
On Fashion Week
It happens twice a year in every self-respecting city around the world. It attracts the beautiful, the stylish and the rich, filling the city up with so much snootiness it blinds you from behind your giant sunglasses. Fashion Week. The Modern Hussy happens to (at the moment) live in a city where fashion week is a fun affair, with trade shows to see, fresh parties to attend, much people watching...