On Dating Easto Girls
Boys, are you interested in girls from the eastern part of the world? Do you love curvy bums, great cheekbones, a woman who knows how to cook, one who dresses like a woman, and is just mildly crazy but makes up for it at sexytimes? Well, then I have a life saving guide for you. It is hard for Eastos and non Eastos to date because they are so different. Eastos dating other Eastos is easy as many...
On This Year
Most people use December and January as a way to analyze their hits and misses of the year, but I prefer back to school. Summer ends and you go back to working regular hours and wearing pants even if you (like I) are years post graduation. What better time, as you kiss goodbye lazy park chill outs and calling in sick after that awesome birthday party you went to, and start making resolutions...
On Keeping Her Happy (AKA One for the Boys)
So you got the girl. You’re in a serious monogamous relationship or perhaps even LIVE together. Oooooer. So now you can relax and unbutton the top of your pants, right? WRONG! Dudes, I am here to tell you just how to keep your woman happy even after you have successfully settled down. Likely, there are various misconceptions about what a lady needs from you and many of you likely write it...
@ModernHussy: Even hussies need a vacation! No post this week. I’ll have one next week unless I get eaten by a bear! Bye interwebs!
On Dressing for Work during a Heat Wave
My favorite weather is here! Steamy hot over thirty degrees sweat all the time sunshine and shorty shorts weather. However, instead of waking up at noon followed by coffee followed by tanning on the terasse followed by luring boys into late night whiskey activities as per last summer, this year I get to wake up too early to think and make the depressing trek to the office. People-judging on my...