On How to Use being a Mess to your Advantage AKA...
This weekend the Modern Hussy did some heavy house work in a heat wave, which pretty much resulted in a uniform of short shorts and high tops, and a slightly disheveled overall appearance. I was running all over town buying things and carrying things not really paying too much attention to how I looked. As I was walking down the street carrying a mop and bucket I couldn’t believe the looks...
On Saying it Like It Is
Miscommunication surrounds us. People rarely say what they mean and the addition texting and emailing leaves even more to the interpretation. One of my favest podcasters and all around awesome personas, Dan Savage, claims that most people act like those surrounding them should be fucking mind readers. This statement goes for relationships, but can also be applied to part time lovers and...
Recently watched the show ‘girls’. Are you in your 20s? Can you please message me and reinstall my faith in your generation to let me know that you are not as retarded as the girls on that show? Thank you, awaiting hopefully, M.H.
Anonymous asked: On your yoga pants rant... girls wear these daily in school, the mall, general places in public. It's a problem much bigger than road trips.
On Yoga Pants
Seriously? Am I really writing about this? I didn’t think I had to, seeing how this is such an old problem and you’d think people would know better. Turns out, there is still a whole slew of girls with zero sense out there. Okokok…so I’m a touch extra bitchy this morning seeing how I don’t ever get to have enough sleep, have no surface in my room (which is also filled...
Throwback: On Pretty Feet
The summer weather is here and that makes me really happy, but girl’s feet are making me cry and gag at the same time. Read this to ensure you are ready for showing your feet to the world. *and yes I am fully aware that I am due for a new post. it’s coming shortly