August 2011
8 posts
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On Real Lifestyle Tips for a Real Hussy
Let’s not kid ourselves, ladies (and boys). While today’s prominent ‘It’ girls can maintain the C&C diet for years, then get the very best detox money can buy and bounce back as youthful and radiant as ever, most normal people’s C&C diet actually consist of crystal meth or Carlsberg or cookies. There is no celebrity trainer to whip our butts into shape after months of binge partying. ...
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On Getting Free Shit
Several years ago I read an excellent article in Vice magazine about the how to’s of being a Gold Digger. While the Modern Hussy is totally intrigued by the concept, she is also way too nice and has way too much guilt to trick males into paying for her flat, a new car, or intricate jewels. I have a hard time faking liking someone and I can see Gold Digging making me feel really uncomfortable. ...
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ThrowBack Thursday: On Potlucks
So many new fans, I decided to throwback the first post the Modern Hussy ever did. Say NO to Potlucks.
Have an amazing weekend. It’s full on teenage summer over here. :)
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On Going to Shows
I have been spending time in a North American city responsible for the output of some of the best bands around. This comes with being able to see quality live music pretty much any day of the week, but it also makes one realize how bad people ARE at going to concerts.
Yes, you can actually be bad at going to a concert.
Please see below the Modern Hussy’s Etiquette to how you can avoid being a...
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On Compliments...
I have been living in a pretty great city all summer. It has been fun and boy crazy and filled with amazing friends, amazing food and amazing times.
However in all my boy crazy ways I have noticed a recurring trend: everyday, at least two times a day, I get complimented by a different hobo. We are not talking anything lewd or inappropriate. These hobos have been very specific and complimentary...
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On my Life as Teen Fiction
For a grown up I read an alarming amount of teen fiction.
Really, if you look at the books scattered all over the floors of various places I squat in (have I mentioned that I haven’t actually had my own place since April? I am trying to go for a pantsless / rentless summer), you will see that most of my reading material consists of self help books- breakups, dating philosophies, positive energy,...
