May 2011
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On How I want to Sue Television for Emotional...
During a very frustrating recent Skype conversation with my parents the topic of finding a husband came up. Something along the lines of ‘when you move home and find a husband’.
“I don’t want to” was my only logical response.
“Why would anyone NOT WANT a husband?’ asked my mom in what could only be described as a mixture of disbelief and disgust.
My parents looked at one another and with a...
Further Disclaimer for Yesterday's Post
Based on the slew of comments regarding my aforementioned price of eggs, please note that I am just proving a point and not quoting supermarket deals. For the record I buy six free range for about a euro fifty… And no, I definitely was not quoting free range in the post.
ooh oooh and HAPPY 101 TUMBLE FOLLOWERS TO THE MODERN HUSSY!!!!!!!!! THANX for the love!!!!
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On People Who Can't Cook
The Modern Hussy loves to eat and cook. There is nothing more relaxing than cooking up a storm after a stressful day, and there is nothing more gratifying than feeding delicious things to the ones you care about. People who cannot cook, raise all kinds of alarms. I am so sick of women exclaiming with bimboish delight that they cannot prepare food, and am really not sure what they are trying...
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On Bathing Suits
Summer is almost here and the Modern Hussy plans to spend as much time as possible doing something that takes skill and patience: lying around getting that perfect bronzed goddess look beside some kind of body of water.
If you have been reading this blog long enough you know that I prefer to be pantsless and I welcome the days of unbearable heat with glee and enthusiasm.
Clothing optional season,...
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On BreakUps
The Modern Hussy lends a sympathetic ear to friends going through a breakup. Sadly for friends, since the Modern Hussy is the equivalent of a heartless femme-bot most of the advice given consists of ‘Throw his/her stuff out the window, set it on fire, and never talk to him/her again.’
It works for me.
But to be fair, I do have some proper breakup advice in my repertoire and make a pretty good...
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On How to Classify the People in Your Life
Facebook has pretty much ruined the word ‘Friend’ for life. The average person has anywhere from 200 to 800 so called ‘friends’ on the lovely social networking site, where one can waste most of the day stalking, judging and hating (such unfriendly actions). The Modern Hussy is ‘friends’ with many people and I have to say there is a great percentage of them who I have not met / do not like very...
