April 2011
4 posts
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On How to Act at the Airport
The Modern Hussy has been traveling excessively lately.
If it was not for my access to business lounges I would have surely murdered someone by now, as people act like total assholes at airports.
I am so sure that your annual trip to some shit location is the highlight of your life, but you need to stop pissing me off. For some reason people act like they are the most important thing at the...
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On Spring Fever
It is really full on Spring.
Everyone is out on the street, strutting in their Spring gear, (which can be hit or miss: perfect light layering= win / wearing a toque and flip flops= MASSIVE FAIL), people are smiling, public drunkenness is at an all time high, and boys and girls are out perving at each other all over town. This concept is known as Spring Fever and happens every year as soon as the...
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On How to be a Good Maid of Honour
A couple of weeks ago the Modern Hussy traveled to another country to celebrate the marriage of one of her favourite girlfriends. I had been appointed the Witness and will now give you some tips I picked up in the experience. Wedding season is only starting and if you are in your mid twenties or older you probably have several matrimonial unions to attend in the next few months. If you are...
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On Your Bum
If you have been reading this blog for a while you may have noticed that I talk about bums a lot. Showing them, not showing them, when to flash them, how to dress them and how to use them to your advantage. One anonymous reader has noted this and asked me what one should do to have a nicely fitted bottom for the upcoming summer season. Spring has only just arrived and there is still time to get...
