March 2011
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On Sexappeal, Easto Style
On my last trip to my parent’s house I was killing time in the suburbs by reading all my mom’s fashion mags, a lot of which happen to be from a certain Eastern Euro country. Easto ladies have the reputation of being sex bombs and knowing how to lure men (sluts), and one particular magazine had an extensive article teaching ladies how to improve their seksapil (sex-appeal) in order to bag a...
On how I am late because I have been travelling
Hi Readers!!!
I am so sorry about the lack of post. I have just been travelling for ridiculo amounts of time (I did stop at a really great outlet mall in HK tho….)… Anyways, I am tired, and will not be writing a post today. I just spent a 15 hour plane ride in fear and stress due to the large Russian man who kept chugging white russians, talking to me, and more than likely felt me up...
On Politely getting Out of Cyber Sex
The Modern Hussy is an avid traveler and pretty much lives out of a suitcase. One of my besties says that I do this, to avoid getting annoyed with my surroundings and he is partially correct. It is always good to be from somewhere else, and having the ‘I’m leaving the country tomorrow’ excuse has come in handy on many occasions…
Traveling means that one often has to be away from people one cares...
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On How to make the Magic Last
As you may have figured out The Modern Hussy is single. This is half by choice and half because I honestly have not met anyone in the last years who I could stand on a semi prolonged basis. Dudes get so emo once they get smitten and it makes me want to puke. This is not to say that the Hussy does NOT believe in love, and eventually hopes to find someone she hates less than the others.
He will...
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On Knowing what to Wear When: Case 3: Pantyhose
The Hussy is back. After a week of lying in bed making hurty noises and feeling like the world will end I finally emerged from bed a little more pale, a little more skinny and a whole lot more bitchy. Nothing makes me more cranky than having missed out on a whole week of parties and general debauchery…
I left the house to see what has been going on, and it turns out, spring has descended on my...
ugh
apparently hussies get sick too. Im bed with the flu, a new post to follow as soon as i don’t feel like i am dying….
love
MH
