July 2010
5 posts
Bitch, get your shoes back on! A Lady's guide to...
“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” Coco Chanel
When attending a formal or semi formal event (wedding, party, club night) or anything that requires the use of high heels please make sure to wear shoes that fit you properly. I have seen you, you pitiful little creature, arriving all primped out at the beginning of the night, only to be slithering away like a cheap slithering thing...
“Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that...”
potlucks.... i don't do that
1592, from pot (1) + luck, with notion of “one’s luck or chance as to what may be in the pot.” (dictionary.com)
Doesn’t that sound appetizing?
Steaming plates of reheated goo carried in in tupperwear containers, or worse- old bowls topped with aluminum foil (everyone knows that you NEVER get your receptacles back from a potluck); dinner composed of half reheated meatballs...
